• SHOTPUMP

    With one simple press, SHOTPUMP quickly and precisely dispenses the perfect amount of liquor for a shot or cocktail

    Patent No. US9561518B1

  • SHOOSHIT

    SHOOSHIT automatically uses sound masking to eliminate the fear of others hearing you do your most private business

    Patent Pending

  • POWER VANITY

    Pretty and powerful, Power Vanity will juice up your devices while keeping you looking fab

    Patent No. US9450432B1

  • THE LIQUOR GAMES

    This ultimate drinking game is specifically designed to pair with SHOTPUMP

  • F*CKED UP EVIL DIARY

    It's time to put your evil maniacal plan into a proper journal

  • KINDA FAT

    A coloring, activity, and advice book that answers the all-important question: What Would Paul Do?

About Paul

Raised in the 80s, the powers of music, sci-fi, cartoons, Tandy computers, and pop culture combined to form a nerdy human called Paul Burns. He is the inventor behind unique products combining meaningful design with unforeseen function. His creations are connected by only one thing: his personal desire to have and use the products himself